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Scary Silly
You’re raising them, so you’ve seen proof that your child wouldn’t hurt a fly. But there is still a dangerous side to your child, and it’s their sense of humor. The first time they t more→old a knock-knock joke, you experienced actual stomach cramps, and they hurt! Eyes watering and left breathless, all you could do is listen to more childish jokes and continue to curl up from a severe case of the giggles. Now, their ability to sponge up terrible dad jokes and retell them with perfect comedic timing has you in stitches. Sides splitting from their expert execution of one-liners and remarkably original sight gags, you’re convinced you’ll die of laughter. It may be time to put a warning on…
Scary Silly
You’re raising them, so you’ve seen proof that your child wouldn’t hurt a fly. But there is still a dangerous side to your child, and it’s their sense of humor. The first time they t more→old a knock-knock joke, you experienced actual stomach cramps, and they hurt! Eyes watering and left breathless, all you could do is listen to more childish jokes and continue to curl up from a severe case of the giggles. Now, their ability to sponge up terrible dad jokes and retell them with perfect comedic timing has you in stitches. Sides splitting from their expert execution of one-liners and remarkably original sight gags, you’re convinced you’ll die of laughter. It may be time to put a warning on…
New Kid on the Block
A new family moved to town. No, they didn't move into the vacant duplex and Monroe or the rambler on Broadway, they moved into a vacant lot right next to the abandoned middl more→e school. Instead of a normal house, the Zirka family lives in a striped circus tent with organ music piping from inside at all hours of the day. Unsurprisingly, the Zirka folks look rather unusual. The mother can be seen teetering on tight ropes slung across the buildings of downtown when she's out shopping. Father Zirka is hugely muscled and covered in tattoos. He's has been seen lifting half a car in order to get someone out of a jam. The oldest sister contorts herself into all kinds of shapes while …
SCARY CLOWNS
This is the kind of clown we expect to be working in the world's worst funhouse. Of course, if the funhouse isn't fun, is it still called a fun house? Maybe we should be calling it more→a horror house. That certainly seems more fitting. Because when you walking into this horror house, you will be nothing but terrified. Imagine getting chased by this evil clown through a mirror maze. It's impossible to tell when he is in front of you, behind you, or if he even sees you. All that you know is that you need to escape.
Even if you do manage to get out, you're still stuck in the world's worst carnival. If there is one killer clown, we expect there to be more, so you had better keep moving.…
Did you ever hear about the kindest and most delightful clown kid that ever traveled the circus circuit? We’re talking about a real goofball, telling jokes, tripping over himself, playing the perfect more→pranks on the lion tamer, and making some fantastic balloon animals to make up for the tricks. Before long, the invitations began. “Come to my birthday party!” people cried and that kiddo clown was more than happy to join and spread the fun. And, hey, earning a nice slice of cake and heading home with a bucket of extra candy never hurt any clown!
But, not all people are as kind as this generous clown. Some people think they’re weird or, worse, just ignore them all together. Everyone knows th…
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