Fancy Dresses Black Bug

It’s that time of year again—the annual costume party. You don’t want to make the same mistake that you made last year: wearing a costume no one recognized. You thought your portrayal of Alice Cooper more→was spot-on, but everyone else just thought you were a zombie. This year will be different! You’re going as a bumble bee, complete with a black-and-yellow shirt and black tutu. It’s the simplest idea ever—there’s no way anyone could mistake your costume this time, right? But what if… what if they see they yellow and black stripes and think you’re a highway? Or a taxi? Or a jar of mustard? Or a retro Batman? It will be like the Great Costume Party Disaster of ’15 all over again. You can’t let that …