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*Scary Chanting* 
Being a henchman for a scary sorceress who rules the surrounding fairyland through fear and oppression has its perks. Sure, your boss is kind of a jerk, but every Friday is Don more→ut Day in the guard's break room! You get to learn cool chants and sing them as you march back and forth in front of the witch's moat. And when a little girl from the midwest United States (wherever that is) lands a house on the sorceress's sister and then melts the sorceress herself with a bucket of water, you're free to use your talents for good! And now you know why the sorceress never took a bath. 
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Practice your marching skills! This exclusive Kids Witch Guard Costume will make you…
*Scary Chanting* 
Being a henchman for a scary sorceress who rules the surrounding fairyland through fear and oppression has its perks. Sure, your boss is kind of a jerk, but every Friday is Don more→ut Day in the guard's break room! You get to learn cool chants and sing them as you march back and forth in front of the witch's moat. And when a little girl from the midwest United States (wherever that is) lands a house on the sorceress's sister and then melts the sorceress herself with a bucket of water, you're free to use your talents for good! And now you know why the sorceress never took a bath. 
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Practice your marching skills! This exclusive Kids Witch Guard Costume will make you…
*Scary Chanting* 
Being a henchman for a scary sorceress who rules the surrounding fairyland through fear and oppression has its perks. Sure, your boss is kind of a jerk, but every Friday is Don more→ut Day in the guard's break room! You get to learn cool chants and sing them as you march back and forth in front of the witch's moat. And when a little girl from the midwest United States (wherever that is) lands a house on the sorceress's sister and then melts the sorceress herself with a bucket of water, you're free to use your talents for good! And now you know why the sorceress never took a bath. 
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Practice your marching skills! This exclusive Kids Witch Guard Costume will make you…
So, you’ve managed to practically take over the entire land of Oz. You’ve got a legion of winged monkey men and enough magic at the snap of a finger to do just about anything you’d like. Nobody dare more→s come near you out of fear of being transformed into something terrible. Rumors flock of you ripping brains and hearts out of people, even flaying the very courage out of the king of all beasts. Reportedly, there are other witches in the world, a few of them even good, but even they stay well out of your way. Things are set. Just wait out your global domination and all is great!
Except, then you hear about someone calling on a whole new kind of magic. It isn’t spectacular or flashy. Certai…
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So you're a newcomer to the city made out of emeralds? Fabulous. You even got a job working here as a guard? Well good for you. You do know about the outfits though, don't you? Apparently, the fact th more→at this is a city that's entirely green means they like to color-code everything. All the buildings are green and the roads. The mayor (the townspeople often refer to him as “ a magical wizard” ") is also clad in green clothing. And you guessed it... all the clothes are green too. Like, not even just the uniforms, but the clothes people wear every day to go about their regular business are all green too. So we hope you really like the color green because you're going to be seeing a lot of it sinc…
79.99Buy!
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HalloweenCostumes.com
Delivery: to Redlands
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So you're a newcomer to the city made out of emeralds? Fabulous. You even got a job working here as a guard? Well good for you. You do know about the outfits though, don't you? Apparently, the fact th more→at this is a city that's entirely green means they like to color-code everything. All the buildings are green and the roads. The mayor (the townspeople often refer to him as “ a magical wizard” ") is also clad in green clothing. And you guessed it... all the clothes are green too. Like, not even just the uniforms, but the clothes people wear every day to go about their regular business are all green too. So we hope you really like the color green because you're going to be seeing a lot of it sinc…