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Underwraps Women's Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume Brown
We know that your caveman can be a bit... how shall we say... thick headed, yes? We completely understand. Sometimes they don't respond to your grunts and coos the way you'd like. Sometimes they don't listen at all but head out of the cave to hunt without so much as a "Harumph." It can be a quite distressing, so we don't blame you if you give him a... morequick wake-up call with that club of yours. Sometimes it's the best way to get your guttural squawks heard: a bit of good old-fashioned clubbing.
We imagine some of your discontent is being stuck in your cave all day. Sure, it's spacious. Love what you've done with the wall scratches and piles of fur. But if we're being honest, everyone could use a night out, right? We'd like to introduce you to a different form of clubbing. One that involves going out. Letting your wild side out. Dancing. Dancing? Don't worry, we'll show you how it's done.
So if you're ready for a night of clubbing at the clubs, you should try out Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume. It's faux fur (we know, not quite the quality you're used to with your authentic mammoth) with a leopard print pattern. There's arm and leg wraps with extra laces and some small bones. Put on this number, grab your favorite blunt object, and let's hit the town... and anyone else in our way!
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On the Rocks
People have the wrong idea about cave people. They think you were all work and no play! Sure, life was hard back then—food needed to be hunted, fires started, and clothing made. You couldn't walk into a grocery store and buy your chicken breasts and chips and artisan cheese like you can now. There were no thermostats and no gas firepla... moreces and no electricity. Oh, and there were dinosaurs. Some would try to eat you. So, things were a struggle. There wasn't even sophisticated language yet!
But, it's not true you weren't able to let your hair down for a night. A few caves over was the Rock Bar, and everyone in your clan knew it was the spot to see and be seen around the settlement. When the babies were asleep and the meat hung up to dry, folks would pour into the Rock Bar to grunt about the day's goings on and lament the callouses on their bare feet. And everyone knew you couldn't wear your day skins to the Rock Bar. Nope. This Goin' Clubbin' Cave-lady Costume embodies the spirit of the Rock Bar: fun, flirty, and totally prehistoric!
Fun Details
This "evening" attire is comprised of a leopard print dress with a classic sweetheart neckline. Ribbon ties and "bones" adorn the bodice, while matching leopard arm and leg wraps keep your extremities warm on a chilly walk to the bar. The double-layer skirt has a jagged hemline for that "I just may have had a run-in with a saber-tooth cat" air of mystery, and we recommend leaving your hair down and natural to play up this wild look!
Last Call
Times were hard for your cave folk. We're glad to hear you had a place to let loose. And we're confident this look helped elevate the establishment to elite status. You're kind of an "it" cavegirl now, huh?
On the Rocks
People have the wrong idea about cave people. They think you were all work and no play! Sure, life was hard back then—food needed to be hunted, fires started, and clothing made. You couldn't walk into a grocery store and buy your chicken breasts and chips and artisan cheese like you can now. There were no thermostats and no gas firepla... moreces and no electricity. Oh, and there were dinosaurs. Some would try to eat you. So, things were a struggle. There wasn't even sophisticated language yet!
But, it's not true you weren't able to let your hair down for a night. A few caves over was the Rock Bar, and everyone in your clan knew it was the spot to see and be seen around the settlement. When the babies were asleep and the meat hung up to dry, folks would pour into the Rock Bar to grunt about the day's goings on and lament the callouses on their bare feet. And everyone knew you couldn't wear your day skins to the Rock Bar. Nope. This Goin' Clubbin' Cave-lady Costume embodies the spirit of the Rock Bar: fun, flirty, and totally prehistoric!
Fun Details
This "evening" attire is comprised of a leopard print dress with a classic sweetheart neckline. Ribbon ties and "bones" adorn the bodice, while matching leopard arm and leg wraps keep your extremities warm on a chilly walk to the bar. The double-layer skirt has a jagged hemline for that "I just may have had a run-in with a saber-tooth cat" air of mystery, and we recommend leaving your hair down and natural to play up this wild look!
Last Call
Times were hard for your cave folk. We're glad to hear you had a place to let loose. And we're confident this look helped elevate the establishment to elite status. You're kind of an "it" cavegirl now, huh?
We know that your caveman can be a bit... how shall we say... thick headed, yes? We completely understand. Sometimes they don't respond to your grunts and coos the way you'd like. Sometimes they don't listen at all but head out of the cave to hunt without so much as a "Harumph." It can be a quite distressing, so we don't blame you if you give him a quick wake-up call with that club of yours. Sometimes it's the best way to get your guttural squawks heard: a bit of good old-fashioned clubbing.
We imagine some of your discontent is being stuck in your cave all day. Sure, it's spacious. Love what you've done with the wall scratches and piles of fur. But if we're being honest, everyone could use a night out, right? We'd like to introduce you to a different form of clubbing. One that involves going out. Letting your wild side out. Dancing. Dancing? Don't worry, we'll show you how it's done.
So if you're ready for a night of clubbing at the clubs, you should try out Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume. It's faux fur (we know, not quite the quality you're used to with your authentic mammoth) with a leopard print pattern. There's arm and leg wraps with extra laces and some small bones. Put on this number, grab your favorite blunt object, and let's hit the town... and anyone else in our way!
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