You and your kiddo’s precious bath time is a special moment shared between the two of you where you can watch your little one splash in the warm water and play with all sorts of toys before being suddenly assailed with buckets of water with no way to defend yourself. It becomes a warzone. You cannot leave the tyke in the water for fear of the tra... moregic occurring, so all you can do is hold your ground and face the torrent of splashes and giggles as you transform from the dutiful guardian of a child, warm, stoic, capable, into a dripping, sopping wet shadow of your former grace.
There isn’t much to be done. If you aim to enjoy some of that ruby ducky time, you just have to deal with the trauma of the splashing. They don’t make dry water, after all. And, if they did, it would most certainly not be anything you’d want to come into physical contact with. Evaporated milk is bad enough! Still, there are a few options, even if they are limited in their nature. You can enjoy some time with the little ducky without having to deal with a tub of water at all!
And, here is how: the Toddler Yellow Duck costume. With a simple tug of a few straps of Hook and Loop fastener, your kiddo can be morphed from the adorable tyke before you and into the ridiculously adorable ducky. The soft faux fur yellow body of the jumpsuit will have you tickling your quacker until the sounds are pretty close to actual quacking and you’ll love watching the white tuft of faux fur tail waddle as they run around. The hood pulls up to reveal a ducky face and bill so the transformation can be truly complete. Enjoy your bath time out of the water for once and, when it is time to wash the costume, well, that’ll be one heck of a bath time!
Quack Quack
Is your child strangely fixated by puddles? Do they guzzle their drinks like birds and walk with their toes turned outwards? Have you witnessed random arm-flapping and loud throaty noises? Well, we hate to break it to you, but your child may be suffering from Ducky-itis.
Don't panic! Ducky-itis is not contagious and it is curable. It u... moresually arises in small children who have vivid imaginations. They imagine themselves as ducks, but then somehow they get stuck in the illusion and believe they are a duck. Fear not! We've been dealing with such ducky behaviors for years now. We have a few home remedies that should help your kid revert to their normal human mannerisms in no-time. First, try communicating with them in duck. It is likely they will be confused by your lack of communication skills and revert to English to clarify. That is the first step for healing: recognition.
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Secondly, if their ducky-itis is persisting, we recommend allowing them time to be completely a duck. This will include appearing like a duck by wearing something like this Yellow Ducky Toddlers Costume. Our costume has a soft faux fur body in bright yellow. The body is happily plump, and there is a small white tail attached to the back. There are also faux fur shoe covers, as well as Hook and Loop fastener closures. A duck headpiece completes the look with black beady eyes and a little orange bill. The headpiece stays on with help of the chin strap.
Shake those Tailfeathers
Once your child has been completely submerged in a ducky lifestyle, it is likely their case of ducky-itis will break. This usually happens when your child "molts" or removes the duck outfit. Once they see that their body underneath the feathers is not ducky at all, they will usually revert to normal human behavior. Do not be concerned if occasional ducky sounds or actions appear again. If it happens in small doses, it is likely that your little one is just "being silly."
Quack Quack
Is your child strangely fixated by puddles? Do they guzzle their drinks like birds and walk with their toes turned outwards? Have you witnessed random arm-flapping and loud throaty noises? Well, we hate to break it to you, but your child may be suffering from Ducky-itis.
Don't panic! Ducky-itis is not contagious and it is curable. It u... moresually arises in small children who have vivid imaginations. They imagine themselves as ducks, but then somehow they get stuck in the illusion and believe they are a duck. Fear not! We've been dealing with such ducky behaviors for years now. We have a few home remedies that should help your kid revert to their normal human mannerisms in no-time. First, try communicating with them in duck. It is likely they will be confused by your lack of communication skills and revert to English to clarify. That is the first step for healing: recognition.
Fun Details
Secondly, if their ducky-itis is persisting, we recommend allowing them time to be completely a duck. This will include appearing like a duck by wearing something like this Yellow Ducky Toddlers Costume. Our costume has a soft faux fur body in bright yellow. The body is happily plump, and there is a small white tail attached to the back. There are also faux fur shoe covers, as well as Hook and Loop fastener closures. A duck headpiece completes the look with black beady eyes and a little orange bill. The headpiece stays on with help of the chin strap.
Shake those Tailfeathers
Once your child has been completely submerged in a ducky lifestyle, it is likely their case of ducky-itis will break. This usually happens when your child "molts" or removes the duck outfit. Once they see that their body underneath the feathers is not ducky at all, they will usually revert to normal human behavior. Do not be concerned if occasional ducky sounds or actions appear again. If it happens in small doses, it is likely that your little one is just "being silly."
You and your kiddo’s precious bath time is a special moment shared between the two of you where you can watch your little one splash in the warm water and play with all sorts of toys before being suddenly assailed with buckets of water with no way to defend yourself. It becomes a warzone. You cannot leave the tyke in the water for fear of the tragic occurring, so all you can do is hold your ground and face the torrent of splashes and giggles as you transform from the dutiful guardian of a child, warm, stoic, capable, into a dripping, sopping wet shadow of your former grace.
There isn’t much to be done. If you aim to enjoy some of that ruby ducky time, you just have to deal with the trauma of the splashing. They don’t make dry water, after all. And, if they did, it would most certainly not be anything you’d want to come into physical contact with. Evaporated milk is bad enough! Still, there are a few options, even if they are limited in their nature. You can enjoy some time with the little ducky without having to deal with a tub of water at all!
And, here is how: the Toddler Yellow Duck costume. With a simple tug of a few straps of Hook and Loop fastener, your kiddo can be morphed from the adorable tyke before you and into the ridiculously adorable ducky. The soft faux fur yellow body of the jumpsuit will have you tickling your quacker until the sounds are pretty close to actual quacking and you’ll love watching the white tuft of faux fur tail waddle as they run around. The hood pulls up to reveal a ducky face and bill so the transformation can be truly complete. Enjoy your bath time out of the water for once and, when it is time to wash the costume, well, that’ll be one heck of a bath time!
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