FUN Costumes Mallard Duck Costume for Adults Blue/Orange/White FUN
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FUN Costumes Mallard Duck Costume for Adults Blue/Orange/White | $59.99 | ||||
FUN Costumes Mallard Duck Costume for Adults Blue/Orange/White FUN | $59.99 |
If You Can’t Beat ‘Em
Your local pond used to be a great place for swimming, fishing, and all-around relaxing and having a nice time with your friends and family. But now it’s overrun…with ducks. It’s not like ducks are the most fearsome creatures in the animal kingdom—at least as individuals. But if you get a whole paddling of them together…well, then you have yourselves an invasion of your favorite pond. So, if they won’t let you enjoy your summer afternoons as a person, well then, simply throw on this Mallard Duck costume and become one of them!
In this astonishing disguise, the ducks won’t even know you aren’t one of their group. They’ll quack and honk and you can swim around and have all the fun you’re used to. It’s a perfect plan! Just make sure they don’t catch you speaking to anyone else. It’ll give you away!
Fun Details
This exclusive waterfowl disguise consists of a tunic that zips up in the back and features colorful wing-shaped sleeves to blend in with the bold colors and styles of real mallard ducks. The pants are a bright orange to match ducks' legs, and have ruching along the sides and inseams for movement and style—you may not be able to kick underwater as fast as ducks, but you’ll still look fantastic. Finally, a colorful hood can shape and form to your liking. You’ll be so well disguised, the ducks will have no way of telling you’re not one of them and you’ll be free to enjoy the waters, undisturbed.
Don’t Give Away the Game
That is unless, of course, they start communicating with you. Our suggestion: just pretend you’re one of those strong, silent-type ducks. Surely those exist. Because the moment you start honking, then you’ll be in trouble, and you’ll never get back to your swimming spot. Good luck!
Your local pond used to be a great place for swimming, fishing, and all-around relaxing and having a nice time with your friends and family. But now it’s overrun…with ducks. It’s not like ducks are the most fearsome creatures in the animal kingdom—at least as individuals. But if you get a whole paddling of them together…well, then you have yourselves an invasion of your favorite pond. So, if they won’t let you enjoy your summer afternoons as a person, well then, simply throw on this Mallard Duck costume and become one of them!
In this astonishing disguise, the ducks won’t even know you aren’t one of their group. They’ll quack and honk and you can swim around and have all the fun you’re used to. It’s a perfect plan! Just make sure they don’t catch you speaking to anyone else. It’ll give you away!
Fun Details
This exclusive waterfowl disguise consists of a tunic that zips up in the back and features colorful wing-shaped sleeves to blend in with the bold colors and styles of real mallard ducks. The pants are a bright orange to match ducks' legs, and have ruching along the sides and inseams for movement and style—you may not be able to kick underwater as fast as ducks, but you’ll still look fantastic. Finally, a colorful hood can shape and form to your liking. You’ll be so well disguised, the ducks will have no way of telling you’re not one of them and you’ll be free to enjoy the waters, undisturbed.
Don’t Give Away the Game
That is unless, of course, they start communicating with you. Our suggestion: just pretend you’re one of those strong, silent-type ducks. Surely those exist. Because the moment you start honking, then you’ll be in trouble, and you’ll never get back to your swimming spot. Good luck!
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