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When you turned into a vampire, the condition was far from in vogue. That was way back, even before Dracula came on the market. Back then doorways were framed in garlic and peasants kept their wooden steaks handy. It's been a long time since then and though you've seen the world change you've stuck with your fashion sense, which you're pretty grate... moreful for these days. Then the modern era came around and, weirdly enough, things became better for you. You'd think that when people became more aware of the presence of vampires they would be more careful but with the classic novels, debut vampires were seen as dapper and sophisticated you became quite popular in many circles. Thank goodness you had been holding on to your velvet long coat with its deep collar and red silk cravat. It's perfect for those evenings when you're stalking the streets looking ominous. You can't be sure so but you've noticed your prey finds you quite fashionable. You've found a new lease on life, or whatever you'd like to call your existence, you love when your coat blows in the wind and when you wander under the street lamps and the light gleams on the red velvet of your jacket. It's a great time to be a vampire, people think creatures like you sparkle for goodness sake! In a time like this, there's nothing you should do but embrace the fad, it's already lasted a couple years and will probably only last a couple hundred more before people catch on to your danger and start decorating with that annoying garlic again.
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FUN Costumes Dreadful Vampire Costume for Men Black/Red FUN6871AD

Plenty of Flesh in the Sea Oh hiiiii! We hear you're interested in joining the new dating website for creatures of the night: Love Bites. We think it's great you're finally willing to get out and meet some new people. Lately, you've just been laying around your coffin all day, binge-watching your favorite shows. A little nocturnal fresh air will do... moreyou some good. But...can we give you some advice? Put a little thought into your profile picture. Too often we see perfectly respectable goblins, ghosts, and skeletons post terrible selfies or pics with their exes in them (DON'T do this!). So, we're going to help you because, hey, we're feeling generous and you seem like a genuinely terrible enough guy. Wear this Dreadful Vampire Men's Costume and it pretty much won't matter what you do in your profile photo, you're going to look sharp! Seriously, are you noticing those matches just pop up left and right? Yeah, you're welcome. We can't believe you were going to post that one in the tank top holding a fish! Good thing you have us, right? Fun Details Yes, we definitely recommend you wear this look on your first dates, as well. Those witches and sorceresses have high standards! Luckily, you look dapper in this outfit's fitted long coat of deep, blood-red and black velvet. You have a vest and ascot that come along with it, as well, so you won't even have to worry about accessorizing on your own. Polish your canines and powder that pasty complexion, pal, because it's time to go all-out tonight in the name of blood-curdling love. Oh, and don't forget your pants. They aren't included. Bite Right So when the right gal (or ghoul) finally "Bites Right" on you, you won't need to fret about that first meeting. Sure, dating is hard, even for a vampire. But staying in your coffin and flying solo forever won't be easy, either. Good luck! Not that you need it.
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Plenty of Flesh in the Sea
Oh hiiiii! We hear you're interested in joining the new dating website for creatures of the night: Love Bites. We think it's great you're finally willing to get out and meet some new people. Lately, you've just been laying around your coffin all day, binge-watching your favorite shows. A little nocturnal fresh air will do you some good. But...can we give you some advice? Put a little thought into your profile picture. Too often we see perfectly respectable goblins, ghosts, and skeletons post terrible selfies or pics with their exes in them (DON'T do this!). So, we're going to help you because, hey, we're feeling generous and you seem like a genuinely terrible enough guy. Wear this Dreadful Vampire Men's Costume and it pretty much won't matter what you do in your profile photo, you're going to look sharp!
Seriously, are you noticing those matches just pop up left and right? Yeah, you're welcome. We can't believe you were going to post that one in the tank top holding a fish! Good thing you have us, right?
Fun Details
Yes, we definitely recommend you wear this look on your first dates, as well. Those witches and sorceresses have high standards! Luckily, you look dapper in this outfit's fitted long coat of deep, blood-red and black velvet. You have a vest and ascot that come along with it, as well, so you won't even have to worry about accessorizing on your own. Polish your canines and powder that pasty complexion, pal, because it's time to go all-out tonight in the name of blood-curdling love. Oh, and don't forget your pants. They aren't included.
Bite Right
So when the right gal (or ghoul) finally "Bites Right" on you, you won't need to fret about that first meeting. Sure, dating is hard, even for a vampire. But staying in your coffin and flying solo forever won't be easy, either. Good luck! Not that you need it.
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