Flama FUN Costumes Disco King Men's Costume with Sequin Rainbow Pants | Disco Costumes Black/Blue/Red FUN2615AD

Groovy, Baby
Ah. We see you must have heard about the fabulous disco party that is going down. What other reason would you come to us in platform shoes with such funky fresh moves? That's what we thought. We're pretty excited about the party as well, although we're not half as good at the funkadelic dancing. Hey, how about we make you a deal? We'll help you out with finishing up your groovy threads, and you show us how to get down to the beat. Sound good? 
Of course, by us, we mean everyone here at FUN.com. Or at least the ones interested in learning how to boogie down. Don't worry, there's only a few hundred or so currently raising their hands, there may be a few more once we start asking the other departments. As for teaching, don't worry if they're not great at it. We're really just hoping that we won't be so terrible on the dance floor that we get kicked out. 
Fun Details
As for your outfit: to accompany those bodacious boots and bomb facial hair, you may consider something like our Disco King Costume. This outfit includes a black pull-over shirt with a nice deep v-neck (for maximum chest-hair exposure). The shirt sleeves are long with functioning button cuffs. The pants are high-waisted with an elastic waistband and are rainbow-colored, complete with sequins. Just add some hefty gold chains, maybe a killer pair of shades, and you'll be lookin' fine for sure. 
Disco On!
As for those dance lessons... sorry? Yeah, we suppose you're right. Training a few hundred people on such short notice is a bit impractical. Well, how about this: what if we just meet you at the dance, hm? And then you just do your groovy thing on the dance floor, and we'll follow your lead. Can you dig it? Cool beans. We'll see you there!