Dreamgirl Mortuary Mama Costume for Women Black DR10639

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	Dreamgirl Mortuary Mama Costume for Women Black Most women are scrolling through the candidates on Match.com in hopes of scoring a man; but you're not about that life. Instead, you're hanging out in a dreary graveyard, positioned on top of a tombstone, basking in the moonlight, hoping that your one true love will soon find you. You know the man of your dreams isn't browsing through dating sites... moretrying to find you. Your type of guy is brushing up on his French, grooming his mustache, learning the tango, and thinking up eerie, yet endearing ways, to proclaim his undying love for you. Before you start laying out your quartz crystals in preparation to cast another love spell, you may want to check out this beautiful costume. Outwardly expressing your inner feelings is a great way to find the Goth man of your dreams (or should we say, nightmares?). This floor length gown will make you look like a certified mortuary mama, draping you in charcoal-colored velvet, black lace, and ebony sequins. The ornate tattered sleeves will look amazing whenever you reach for your spell book and the low neckline will surely show off you collection of bejeweled chokers. Ring your eyes with black eyeliner and you've successfully unveiled your new Goth look and exposed your dark soul! Now, it's only a matter of time before your mysterious future bae finds you. Trust us. Pretty soon he'll be calling you his "cara mia" and telling you how you're dearer to him than all the bats in all the caves of the world...or something like that. The funeral themed wedding you've always hoped for is just around the corner. We'll be waiting for our invitation in the mail! HalloweenCostumes.com Delivery: in USA Report	$54.99 Buy in shop

	Dreamgirl Mortuary Mama Costume for Women Black DR10639 IMMORTALITY IS SUCH HARD WORK Some tend to complain that they have hard jobs. They work many hours a day or have to engage in complicated intellectual choices or endure trying physical stress. Sometimes both! And, sometimes, they have to do both at once and they get no breaks and they don't even get to pick their hours! Now, those are the tough... morejobs. We're pretty sure that they call it motherhood. It sounds real tough and keeps going until those kiddos move off to college! But, when your tykes and yourself are immortal, well, that gets way more trying! Suddenly, not only are the hours kind of eternal, they're pretty literally unending. Sure, some of the strife is banished by the realization that your kids can't actually get hurt, so worrying about their physical safety isn't such a bother. But, immortals can still have their feelings hurt... or worse, they can turn around and get vengeance on others for hurting their feelings! FUN DETAILS Well, you seem like you have everything together, so maybe you can help give your fellow immortal mommies some tips. To make sure you're recognized, slide into this alluring Women's Mortuary Mama Costume. This long tapered black dress zips in the back and has sequin accents on the front. Lace sleeves have glittering sequins throughout and end in lovely lace cuffs. The dress skirt features sheer lace designs as well, all with the dark undertones of the shadowy and intriguing world from which you come. (Oops, we didn't mean witch!) AN ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL EVENING... SMILE When you live a world that is a little left from what those "normal" folk might do, you can sometimes come face to face with a bit of judgment. But, remember that we're all enamored by how unique and astonishing you are and, deep down, we all want to be just like you and your family. snap snap Fun.com Delivery: in USA Report	$54.99 Buy in shop

	Dreamgirl Mortuary Mama Costume for Women Black DR10639 IMMORTALITY IS SUCH HARD WORK Some tend to complain that they have hard jobs. They work many hours a day or have to engage in complicated intellectual choices or endure trying physical stress. Sometimes both! And, sometimes, they have to do both at once and they get no breaks and they don't even get to pick their hours! Now, those are the tough... morejobs. We're pretty sure that they call it motherhood. It sounds real tough and keeps going until those kiddos move off to college! But, when your tykes and yourself are immortal, well, that gets way more trying! Suddenly, not only are the hours kind of eternal, they're pretty literally unending. Sure, some of the strife is banished by the realization that your kids can't actually get hurt, so worrying about their physical safety isn't such a bother. But, immortals can still have their feelings hurt... or worse, they can turn around and get vengeance on others for hurting their feelings! FUN DETAILS Well, you seem like you have everything together, so maybe you can help give your fellow immortal mommies some tips. To make sure you're recognized, slide into this alluring Women's Mortuary Mama Costume. This long tapered black dress zips in the back and has sequin accents on the front. Lace sleeves have glittering sequins throughout and end in lovely lace cuffs. The dress skirt features sheer lace designs as well, all with the dark undertones of the shadowy and intriguing world from which you come. (Oops, we didn't mean witch!) AN ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL EVENING... SMILE When you live a world that is a little left from what those "normal" folk might do, you can sometimes come face to face with a bit of judgment. But, remember that we're all enamored by how unique and astonishing you are and, deep down, we all want to be just like you and your family. snap snap Fun.com Delivery: in USA Report	$44.99 Buy in shop

IMMORTALITY IS SUCH HARD WORK
Some tend to complain that they have hard jobs. They work many hours a day or have to engage in complicated intellectual choices or endure trying physical stress. Sometimes both! And, sometimes, they have to do both at once and they get no breaks and they don't even get to pick their hours! Now, those are the tough jobs. We're pretty sure that they call it motherhood. It sounds real tough and keeps going until those kiddos move off to college!
But, when your tykes and yourself are immortal, well, that gets way more trying! Suddenly, not only are the hours kind of eternal, they're pretty literally unending. Sure, some of the strife is banished by the realization that your kids can't actually get hurt, so worrying about their physical safety isn't such a bother. But, immortals can still have their feelings hurt... or worse, they can turn around and get vengeance on others for hurting their feelings!
FUN DETAILS
Well, you seem like you have everything together, so maybe you can help give your fellow immortal mommies some tips. To make sure you're recognized, slide into this alluring Women's Mortuary Mama Costume. This long tapered black dress zips in the back and has sequin accents on the front. Lace sleeves have glittering sequins throughout and end in lovely lace cuffs. The dress skirt features sheer lace designs as well, all with the dark undertones of the shadowy and intriguing world from which you come. (Oops, we didn't mean witch!)
AN ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL EVENING... *SMILE*
When you live a world that is a little left from what those "normal" folk might do, you can sometimes come face to face with a bit of judgment. But, remember that we're all enamored by how unique and astonishing you are and, deep down, we all want to be just like you and your family. *snap snap*

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