Rubies Costume Co. Inc Bamm-Bamm Costume for Toddlers | The Flintstones Co

Bam?
Is your family stuck in the stone-age? You know what? Don't worry about it. We think that there are plenty of families who feel like they're boring or a bit behind on technology... Sorry? What? The actual stone-age? Are you sure? Well, that's a bit different then. We were simply referring to feeling behind-the-times, but you, you actually mean prehistoric, dinosaurs, and cavemen, don't you? The Flinstones you say? Well then. Uh, welcome to the modern era? 
You know what? Nevermind. We don't want to welcome you to the modern era at all. It's been a bit iffy around here lately and we don't think now is a good time to visit. Hey, maybe we can go back to the stone-age with you? Come on! It'll be fun! You can show us around your town... what was the name again? Bedrock! Perfect. Take us on some dino tours and introduce us to the neighbors and all that jazz. We'd love a little prehistoric vacation.
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Sorry? Oh, yes, we'll be happy to put on more "period wear." Only... what does that mean? Ooh, better question, what do you usually wear? Maybe we'll just wear something similar so we can blend in. Our kids can wear something like this Toddler Bamm-Bamm Costume. This little polyester fleece jumpsuit is a light skin color with attached orange shorts and a brown sash. It also comes with a white hairpiece with an attached orange cap. THere's even a plush club for smashing things while saying "Bam!" That should make any little kid feel right at home in Bedrock, no?
BAM!
Sorry? What? Why would we give our kid a stone club? That seems a bit dangerous, doesn't it? What do you mean all the kids have them? You know this stone-age vacation isn't sounding like such a good idea anymore...