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FUN Costumes White Rabbit Plus Size Costume for Men Yellow/Purple/ | $44.99 |  | |||
FUN Costumes Men's Plus Size White Rabbit Costume Yellow/Purple/Wh | $44.99 |  | |||
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We’re Late, We’re Late
Everyone knows the story of the White Rabbit in Wonderland. Right? He’s late for a date, and he’s got a pocket watch and, well, we sort of can’t remember from there. Does he ever make that date? What made him so late in the first place? Did he take too long getting ready? Did he have a date before that went too long? Is he going on multiple dates in a day?
Can you just do us a favor and pick up this Plus Size Wonderland White Rabbit Costume? Maybe even toss it on for a day and just resolve some of these questions for us! You would be doing us a real solid. Just go on a few dates, maybe schedule some work meetings, run a couple errands. Let us know what happens. Maybe there is something essential about the nature of anthropomorphic rabbits that prevents them from punctuality. Or maybe there was just traffic on the turnpike. Either way, it would be really to finally get this story straight.
Fun Details
After all, storytelling is all in the details. This costume comes with white faux fur pants and matching bunny feet and mitts. You'll want to wait to put those mitts on, so you don't spill your morning coffee in your rush to get out the door! Also included is a vest that fastens in the front and has a sewn-on black satin bow tie. We know it would only take a minute or two, but not having to tie a tie (let alone watch the YouTube videos—who knows how to tie a bow tie these days?) is a time saver! To complete the look, throw on the purple poplin long-sleeved jacket and the top hat with attached fur bunny ears. You’ll be instantly recognizable for every date you arrive at, late or not!
Tardiness Is Tolerated
Just remember, being in a rush can make you prone to accidents and careless behavior, or can cause you to make bad decisions—like passing up this costume. So it’s ok to be a few minutes late from time to time! You don’t want to be the rabbit that leaps before it looks, do you? Just make sure to jot down what made you so late in the first place. We’d really love to know.
Everyone knows the story of the White Rabbit in Wonderland. Right? He’s late for a date, and he’s got a pocket watch and, well, we sort of can’t remember from there. Does he ever make that date? What made him so late in the first place? Did he take too long getting ready? Did he have a date before that went too long? Is he going on multiple dates in a day?
Can you just do us a favor and pick up this Plus Size Wonderland White Rabbit Costume? Maybe even toss it on for a day and just resolve some of these questions for us! You would be doing us a real solid. Just go on a few dates, maybe schedule some work meetings, run a couple errands. Let us know what happens. Maybe there is something essential about the nature of anthropomorphic rabbits that prevents them from punctuality. Or maybe there was just traffic on the turnpike. Either way, it would be really to finally get this story straight.
Fun Details
After all, storytelling is all in the details. This costume comes with white faux fur pants and matching bunny feet and mitts. You'll want to wait to put those mitts on, so you don't spill your morning coffee in your rush to get out the door! Also included is a vest that fastens in the front and has a sewn-on black satin bow tie. We know it would only take a minute or two, but not having to tie a tie (let alone watch the YouTube videos—who knows how to tie a bow tie these days?) is a time saver! To complete the look, throw on the purple poplin long-sleeved jacket and the top hat with attached fur bunny ears. You’ll be instantly recognizable for every date you arrive at, late or not!
Tardiness Is Tolerated
Just remember, being in a rush can make you prone to accidents and careless behavior, or can cause you to make bad decisions—like passing up this costume. So it’s ok to be a few minutes late from time to time! You don’t want to be the rabbit that leaps before it looks, do you? Just make sure to jot down what made you so late in the first place. We’d really love to know.
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