Deluxe FUN Costumes Plus Size Captain Hook Costume for Men | Exclusive Bla
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FUN Costumes Men's Plus Size Deluxe Captain Hook Costume | Exclusive Black | $89.99 | ||||
FUN Costumes Plus Size Deluxe Captain Hook Costume for Men | Exclusive Bla | $89.99 |
CAPTAIN HOOK
So, you want to dress as the fearsome pirate Captain Hook, eh? Before we get too far into this, you should know, he has one fatal flaw... Crocodiles find him delicious. It only seems fair that we told you this up front, because, after all, you're actually going to BE him, for who knows how long.
We just thought we should tell you, in case maybe you were going to be at a crocodile farm while in costume or something. It's no secret that a crocodile ate Captain Hook's hand, and found it so delicious that he has been pursuing him relentlessly. We know that's only one crocodile, and you're thinking "what are the odds we run into that specific croc?". But what if this croc told his friends about the tasty Captain Hook? We think you're better off safe than sorry on this one, so if you think you might see a croc, maybe try a different costume.
FUN DETAILS
This Deluxe Captain Hook Plus Size Costume comes with everything you need to feel like the delicious- er, we mean deadly pirate Captain Hook! From the red velvet jacket to the shin length black knee pants, You'll have anyone who sees you shaking in their boots. The faux leather boot tops are perfect for sliding over your own shoes, and the tricorn hat is a necessity for this pirate! All you will need is your hook, and you will be all set.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
We suppose we've got you all worried about seeing a crocodile while dressed as Captain Hook, but it probably won't be a problem. Maybe. And if you do happen to run into one, try taking off your hook! Show him that you have two hands, and maybe they'll realize that you couldn't possibly be the owner of that delicious hand that they tried so many years ago. With this advice, we bid you farewell and good luck.
So, you want to dress as the fearsome pirate Captain Hook, eh? Before we get too far into this, you should know, he has one fatal flaw... Crocodiles find him delicious. It only seems fair that we told you this up front, because, after all, you're actually going to BE him, for who knows how long.
We just thought we should tell you, in case maybe you were going to be at a crocodile farm while in costume or something. It's no secret that a crocodile ate Captain Hook's hand, and found it so delicious that he has been pursuing him relentlessly. We know that's only one crocodile, and you're thinking "what are the odds we run into that specific croc?". But what if this croc told his friends about the tasty Captain Hook? We think you're better off safe than sorry on this one, so if you think you might see a croc, maybe try a different costume.
FUN DETAILS
This Deluxe Captain Hook Plus Size Costume comes with everything you need to feel like the delicious- er, we mean deadly pirate Captain Hook! From the red velvet jacket to the shin length black knee pants, You'll have anyone who sees you shaking in their boots. The faux leather boot tops are perfect for sliding over your own shoes, and the tricorn hat is a necessity for this pirate! All you will need is your hook, and you will be all set.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
We suppose we've got you all worried about seeing a crocodile while dressed as Captain Hook, but it probably won't be a problem. Maybe. And if you do happen to run into one, try taking off your hook! Show him that you have two hands, and maybe they'll realize that you couldn't possibly be the owner of that delicious hand that they tried so many years ago. With this advice, we bid you farewell and good luck.
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