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Alright, so we have to admit it. We're not really big on the whole "exercise" thing. Sure, we know it's good for us. Yeah, we know we'd feel good about ourselves, and be healthier, and all that jazz. The problem? Exercising is so boring. What, we're supposed to willingly go to a gym where it's smelly and sweaty and other sweaty, smelly people are using all the same equipment? And then we do what, run/jog/walk/ride in-place for hours? Are you kidding? That's the worst! There's got to be a better way. Surely there's something or someone out there that can give us a good exercise experience.
Sorry? A class? Well, yeah, we guess that would be better than trying to make ourselves do it. But it better not be some boring weights class (you know, where the teacher is so busy flexing in the mirror that he doesn't notice you've switched the weights for Twinkies). Aerobics you say? Like what kind of aerobics? Fun? Fun? How can aerobics possibly be fun? Oh. Well yeah! If you've got a killer teacher that's exciting and fun to be around, that would totally get us to the gym!
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Of course, your definition of fun aerobic teacher and our definition might not be the same. See, our version of fun is vibrant. Exuberant. Colorful. They'd wear something like this Plus Size Workout Video Star Costume, complete with a soft sparkly red tank top with funny exercise saying like "Sweat It Out"! Ooh! With white and red striped shorts! Even better if they have crazy curly hair (if not, no worries, our costume comes with a brown curly-haired wig). That teacher? We'd love to exercise with an instructor like that!
...And Kick!
Alright, you've talked us into it. This sounds like it'll be a great way to get exercising, especially if the class is filled with people as cool as the instructor. Hey, do you think it would be ok if we wore striped shorts too?