American Seeing Red Inc. Cowboy Men's Costume Blue/Red/White

'Merica, Y'all!
There's nothing wrong with being a stereotype if the stereotype is fun! Maybe you do love to drink beer, listen to loud country music while driving down back roads, wish the Wild West was still a career option, and get choked up when you hear the National Anthem - that just makes you an exciting person to be around. It also makes you the wrong person to watch a friend's drink at a party, if that friend wants to still have a drink left when they return. 
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Embrace the best that the land of the red, white and blue has to offer with this hilarious American Cowboy Costume for Men! The outfit includes a white tank top with the letters "USA" printed vertically down the front. A lightweight vest that's half white stars against a blue background, half red and white stripes, is attached. The stretchy pair of cutoff shorts has pockets that stick out from under the hems. A faux leather belt with an antique-gold-tone star buckle and a brown cowboy hat finish off your look. 
Land of the Free, Home of the Party Animals 
Liven up your next barbecue or bring some humor to a Halloween party by dressing up as a freewheeling patriotic cowboy type! Your outfit is perfect on its own, but a couple of red plastic cups, a luxuriant moustache, a set of weathered cowboy boots, and maybe a fake tattoo or two would really sell your look. Practice cheering as loudly as you can, and revving your car engine. Those sounds aren't annoying: They're the sound of liberty!