Giraffe Rasta Imposta Adult Costume Brown

So, you’re on the prowl for a good position for yourself in the animal kingdom and you’re left ticking off the various options. Of course, there are the lions: mighty kings of the jungle, ready to roar out commands and demand that they’re followed. Can’t go wrong with a lion! Except, think of all the responsibility. And, there can only be one king, so you’ve got a lot of competition to deal with, too. And lions? They are ferociously territorial. How about some other ideas. Tigers? Well, roughly the same problem as lions; they just also swim. Bears? Well, do you ever see a bear that isn’t defending its cubs? Do you really want to bring your kiddos everywhere with you and be forever denied picnic food? That’s hardly fair!
All those options are fun, but they’re all just a little short-sighted. They’re so focused on their own little corners of the kingdom that they never see where the brightest grass really is. That’s where we came upon some of the most insightful of all in the animal kingdom. The giraffe. With that elegant and powerfully long neck, this artiriodact is never surprised by what is coming on the horizon, because it saw it coming leagues before anyone else!
Now you can see this massive world for what it truly is, all from the vast perspective of your own super tall neck! Jump into this Adult Giraffe costume and you’ll be on your way. This tan and brown animal print shirt has attached hooves and a perfectly adorable tail to help swipe away any unreasonable pests trying to crawl up to steal your view. Matching animal print pants keeps you looking put together and the headpiece connects to the shirt and still lets you see the whole urban jungle. Now you just need to figure out where to tie your tie!