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Morris Costumes Kool-Aid Adult Deluxe Costume | Beverage Costumes Black

The Kool-Aid Man is responsible for the Great Recession. Yup, you heard it here first, folks: the Kool-Aid Man is responsible. How, you ask? Well consider this: for decades, the Kool-Aid Man, or "Mr. Kool" to his friends, has made a habit of smashing through walls in order to offer his delicious and refreshing (and sugary) drink to kids, adults, ba... morebies, even dogs. But what happened next will shock you. The Kool-Aid Man would just leave! Yes, no stopping to figure out the damage he had done. No exchange of insurance information, not even an apology to the property owner. The guy just up and leaves and goes back to whatever fruit punch rock he crawled out from under. That kind of cost adds up. Homeowners across the country were forced to pay for their own repairs, putting up new walls, reinforcing them as needed. It was a lot of work. And all of that work helped prop up the housing market. The data showed construction going on at an incredible pace. But those fat cats on Wall Street didn't bother to check why there was so much construction. It was all the repairs made necessary by the Kool-Aid Man! Eventually, lawsuits against "Mr. Kool" began to pile up, and he faced the possibility of many years in jail along with millions in fines. So what did the Kool-Aid Man do? He settled, promised to never break down walls again. Then... the housing crisis and the Great Recession. All because the big man pitcher of Kool-Aid got a bit too big for his britches. Fortunately, now's your chance to fix his reputation again. Get out there and smash some walls while giving kids a delicious fruity drink. We're counting on you now, Mr. Kool!
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Morris Costumes Adult Kool-Aid Deluxe Costume | Funny Adult Costumes Black

THE KOOL AID MAN  Almost everyone loves the Kool-Aid Man! He has to be right up at the top of the most likable people list, with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. And what's not to love? He's a giant walking, talking pitcher of a delicious sugary drink! He sounds like our kind of guy. The only people who don't like him, are the people whose homes h... moree ruins.  We can see where they are coming from. If a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid smashed through our wall, we would get upset too. Does he plan on paying for it? What happens now? He smashed through the wall and said "Oh yeah!" but now we're all just standing in the kitchen with nothing more to really do or say... We aren't totally sure why this pitcher is even here right now, to be honest. He hasn't offered any of us Kool-Aid, which seems like the clear next step for a person that is full of the stuff... FUN DETAILS  This costume turns you into one giant pitcher of Kool-Aid! You'll be wearing red leggings and boot covers to turn any shoes into Kool-Aid colored ones! Not only that, we have also included gloves, to make sure that no sign of human skin is showing. but let's not forget the most important part, the tunic! The tunic will transform your entire torso into a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid with a face on the front! You will be able to see through a section of mesh towards the top of the pitcher.  WALL SMASHING When you get your costume, you might find yourself compelled to run through some walls. We urge you to ignore this desire and fight it at all costs. You aren't actually a giant pitcher, and running into a wall will really, really hurt. Just keep that in mind! 
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THE KOOL AID MAN 
Almost everyone loves the Kool-Aid Man! He has to be right up at the top of the most likable people list, with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. And what's not to love? He's a giant walking, talking pitcher of a delicious sugary drink! He sounds like our kind of guy. The only people who don't like him, are the people whose homes he ruins. 
We can see where they are coming from. If a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid smashed through our wall, we would get upset too. Does he plan on paying for it? What happens now? He smashed through the wall and said "Oh yeah!" but now we're all just standing in the kitchen with nothing more to really do or say... We aren't totally sure why this pitcher is even here right now, to be honest. He hasn't offered any of us Kool-Aid, which seems like the clear next step for a person that is full of the stuff...
FUN DETAILS 
This costume turns you into one giant pitcher of Kool-Aid! You'll be wearing red leggings and boot covers to turn any shoes into Kool-Aid colored ones! Not only that, we have also included gloves, to make sure that no sign of human skin is showing. but let's not forget the most important part, the tunic! The tunic will transform your entire torso into a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid with a face on the front! You will be able to see through a section of mesh towards the top of the pitcher. 
WALL SMASHING
When you get your costume, you might find yourself compelled to run through some walls. We urge you to ignore this desire and fight it at all costs. You aren't actually a giant pitcher, and running into a wall will really, really hurt. Just keep that in mind! 
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