Rubies Costume Co. Inc Pet Pinocchio Costume Black/Orange/Red

Who, Me? 
Let me get this straight. You're asking if I was the one who left the paw print in your cheese danish and shed all over the butter? Or if I chewed up your good slippers and then threw up the stuffing in the middle of the rug? Or that I've been barking at the squirrels, hissing at the neighborhood children, or digging in the flower beds? Nope. Must have been that annoying dog next door. The fact that my nose is growing is a coincidence. 
Product Details
We can't tell a lie: This officially licensed Pinocchio Costume for Pets is one of the cutest outfits you'll ever see! The polyester costume is designed to look just like the world's most famous puppet. Your pet's front legs slip into sleeves printed to resemble the puppet's legs, and the chest portion is decorated with a faux vest and a big blue bowtie. Stuffed faux arms stick out either side of the collar. The costume fastens behind your pet's neck, and the included felt hat has an elastic chin strap. 
A Real Good Boy
Treat your good boy or girl to a fun, fairy-tale inspired costume! Despite the occasional mischievous nip, or the weekly freakout run around your apartment at two a.m. (why do they do that? Why??), they're the best friend you'll ever have, and you know it! The Blue Fairy herself would reward your pet for their sweetness, but she probably wouldn't turn them into a human. After all, they're far cuter in their furry form.