Jazwares Deluxe Squidward Men's Costume | Nickelodeon Costumes Green/Yellow

Bold. Briny. Mildly Annoyed.
Become the clarinet-playing, sarcasm-slinging, nose-wrinkling icon you were always meant to be with this officially licensed Men's Deluxe Squidward Costume. Whether you're dodging neighbors, judging art, or daydreaming about interpretive dance, this look delivers peak underwater grumpiness—straight from Bikini Bottom.
It’s sophisticated. It’s tentacled. It definitely does not want to talk to SpongeBob right now.
Product Details
This deluxe costume transforms you into Squidward Tentacles with a full-body jumpsuit in seafoam green, complete with sculpted tentacle shoe covers and printed suction cup details on the arms and feet. The attached yellow shirt captures his unmistakably unimpressed office-casual style, because even underwater, business-casual disappointment is a thing.
The headpiece tops it all off—literally—with a big, bulbous Squidward dome featuring printed eyes and his signature expression: somewhere between “meh” and “existential crisis.” A chin strap keeps it in place, even when you're delivering monologues about the mediocrity of modern society (or just trying to order lunch).
Just a Simple Cephalopod
From reluctantly flipping Krabby Patties to performing avant-garde dance in your living room, this Squidward costume is perfect for any fan who knows that deep down, they’re way too refined for all this nonsense. Slip it on, cross your arms, and let the world know you were definitely not invited—and you’re fine with that.