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The Obvious Choice for Halloween
Have you ever had a brain fart? You know, one of those moments where something doesn't quite click, while everybody else is up to speed your a few steps behind? It happens to the best of us. Sadly, every once in a while everyone will look a tad bit foolish. If only there was someone out there whose greatest talent was pointing out the obvious… Oh, wait. That can be YOU this Halloween!
All you need is this Captain Obvious Costume and you’ll be more than ready to point out every single discernable and unimportant detail that there is. Some may get annoyed with you pointing out the painstakingly obvious constantly. However, you can be certain that you’ll help plenty people out of situations where they would have looked quite clueless.
Obvious Observations
This costume comes with a poplin jacket, which has a satin collar and lapels as well as a ribbon trim down the sleeves. This captain’s jacket may be decorated with classy buttons but in reality, it fastens with a classic hook and loop combo behind the decorative buttons. To complete this officially licensed costume all you need are the included accessories. Toss the shoulder cord over your shoulder, obviously, and then (keep up with us here) you will want to place the captain hat atop your head! The 3 medals will safely attach to your jacket with the help of the included safety pins.
Captain Obvious to the Rescue
You are obviously going to have the best Halloween ever when you dress up as Captain Obvious this year. No one will have to worry about getting wrapped up in any type of curiosities they may have as long as you’re around. They’ll all be able to live in the moment without being hung up on anything because you’ll be there to point out the obvious, thankfully!
Have you ever had a brain fart? You know, one of those moments where something doesn't quite click, while everybody else is up to speed your a few steps behind? It happens to the best of us. Sadly, every once in a while everyone will look a tad bit foolish. If only there was someone out there whose greatest talent was pointing out the obvious… Oh, wait. That can be YOU this Halloween!
All you need is this Captain Obvious Costume and you’ll be more than ready to point out every single discernable and unimportant detail that there is. Some may get annoyed with you pointing out the painstakingly obvious constantly. However, you can be certain that you’ll help plenty people out of situations where they would have looked quite clueless.
Obvious Observations
This costume comes with a poplin jacket, which has a satin collar and lapels as well as a ribbon trim down the sleeves. This captain’s jacket may be decorated with classy buttons but in reality, it fastens with a classic hook and loop combo behind the decorative buttons. To complete this officially licensed costume all you need are the included accessories. Toss the shoulder cord over your shoulder, obviously, and then (keep up with us here) you will want to place the captain hat atop your head! The 3 medals will safely attach to your jacket with the help of the included safety pins.
Captain Obvious to the Rescue
You are obviously going to have the best Halloween ever when you dress up as Captain Obvious this year. No one will have to worry about getting wrapped up in any type of curiosities they may have as long as you’re around. They’ll all be able to live in the moment without being hung up on anything because you’ll be there to point out the obvious, thankfully!
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