Nintendo Super Mario Bros Bowser Costume Mask Adult DGC-85235-C

Lizard King Man, does it suck when you get beat up by someone smaller than you. It is so embarrassing to have to go to your parents and tell them that someone less than one-quarter of your size picked you up by the leg and threw you into lava. Again. No to mention the shame that they keep doing it in front of your girlfriend. Then they pick on your... morekids!  Then they come into your castle by plumbing through the pipes like madmen and steal all your golden stars that you were storing away to send your kids to college… Sometimes it just feels like the world is against you. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is cover your teary face with a mask and get on with your day. It’s a Real Plumber If you admire Bowser for his courage and restraint in the face of unrelenting assaults by the brothers Mario, then you will love this Adult Bowser Mask. It has all the details of his awesome look, without any of the stress of managing kids, a castle, or invading plumbers. You can just enjoy the bright colors and comfort of this strap-on mask and collect your stars in peace!